Emergency Alertnow
BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
8:07
SATURDAY MORNING
OAHU, HAWAII
Your brother's wife didn't call him. She drove to you.
For thirty-eight minutes, everyone thought the world was ending.
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The thirty-eight minutes
How the end of the world went, on your side of the mountain.
8:07
Every phone in Hawaii: missile inbound. This is not a drill.
8:09
Luke calls from base. She lets it ring.
![Nikki running barefoot across the lawn]()
8:15
Her car in your driveway, engine running. "Get in."
8:31
The Pali Lookout. "Fifteen minutes. Maybe twelve."
![Nikki at the lookout railing]()
8:45
False alarm.
YOUR BROTHER'S WIFE
DARE YOU
Nikki
27 · BARTENDER · WAIKIKI
- HAIR
- Black, until the alert. The pink came the week after.
- ON HER WRIST
- A gold bangle with his name on it. It stays on.
- DURING THE ALERT
- "Traffic."
- SINCE THE ALERT
- She wears everything she was saving. A new bikini every time.
- WEAKNESS
- The end of the world.
"You wanna spend the end of the world crying in your kitchen, or you wanna spend it fun?"SHE SAID IT AT 8:15
YOUR BROTHER
Luke
29 · NAVY · PEARL HARBOR
- DURING THE ALERT
- Locked down on base. He called her fourteen times.
- SINCE THEN
- "Life's short, babe." He wants a baby.
- HIS GRILL
- He loves it more than most people.
- ABOUT YOU
- He is glad his brother is on the island.
Luke · 14 missed callsSaturday, 8:09 to 8:44 a.m.
"Where were you? No, seriously. Where were you?"HE ASKS IT EVERY SUNDAY
His calls. Her texts.
Recentsher phone
- Luke8:44 AM
- Luke8:41 AM
- Luke8:37 AM
- Luke8:30 AM
- Luke8:22 AM
- Luke8:15 AM
- + 8 more missed
Luke's on base till Friday
bringing garlic shrimp
don't make it weird
you told him traffic?
you know where I was 😘
Read 11:02 PM
Where were you when the alert came?
"In a bunker with forty guys and one toilet."
LUKE
"In the bathtub. With the dog."
HIS BUDDY
"Costco. Don't ask."
SOMEBODY'S WIFE
Three things she won't explain
Ask her. She'll change the subject.
1 · The red set she saved for years. Ask who it's for.
2 · His bangle. It never comes off.
3 · The bag in her trunk. Nobody has asked about it.
She sets a timer for thirty-eight minutes. Every time.
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Emergency Alert · ★ start here
8:07The alert goes off. She is in your driveway with the engine running.
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Emergency Alert
8:45The correction comes. She does not retie her bikini.
SUN
Messages
Sunday dinnerLuke asks everyone where they were. She says traffic.
38
Clock · Timer
Thirty-eight minutesTuesday night, takeout, and a timer.
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